Chaos is the word best used to describe this movie. From the editing to the narrative to the characters, everything is simply unhinged from the start. And just like chaos, there’s no proper resolution; instead, the forces of entropy simply bring matters to a destructive end, leaving nothing built and no arcs completed. While chaos can be wild and fun, it doesn’t make for the best experience to walk away from, and the same applies here.
Also someone better baptize that damn baby
6.9/10 (nice)
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Nah bc I’d actually crash out if I was Kevin’s mom who went through travel hell only for the entire family to get home approximately 45 seconds later
8.7/10
This will stand as a landmark in the trajectory of the death of the blockbuster film. It perfectly represents the hollow, cavernous method in which attention is now brought to the screen in the now commoditized trend of ‘multiverse’ discovery and exploration.
When the soyjaks next to me in the theater started hooting and hollering for old fart Michael Keaton showing up (and clearly just cashing a check), I genuinely shook my head in disgust. Is this what we’ve come…
