Jeroen Witjes

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Favorite films

  • Mulholland Drive
  • Paddington 2
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • Spirited Away

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  • Smile 2

    ★★★★

  • Smile

    ★★★½

  • Ron Goossens, Low Budget Stuntman

    ★★

  • The Toolbox Murders

    ★★½

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  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Smile

    Smile

    ★★★½

    For some reason, despite giving this 3.5/5 previously, I remembered this as worse than it actually is? I don't know why, because this is damn good. The sequel is superior, but the original holds up very well, too.

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  • Crime and Punishment

    Crime and Punishment

    ★★★

    Imagine being a young filmmaker and deciding that your first film should be an adaptation of Dostoyevsky.

    Kaurismäki is an absolute madman.

  • S.O.S.

    S.O.S.

    Yes, this collection of music videos is made by a creepy religious cult who literally prostitute their members while teaching them it's okay as long as you imagine you're having sex with Jesus and who most likely enabled child (sexual) abuse, but Kathy Don't Go! and S.O.S. are certified bangers.

    Also, I think the anti-abortion song sung to the mother by her future kid is one of the weirdest songs I've ever heard.