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jack

[action bronson voice]
and when I die, turn all my memoirs into muppet movies‼️

Favorite films

  • Ocean's Eleven
  • School of Rock
  • Sound of Metal
  • Past Lives

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  • The Player

    ★★★★

  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    ★★★

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★½

  • Priscilla

    ★★★½

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  • The Player

    The Player

    ★★★★

    delicious, devious, hearty Hollywood satire. so, so many levels to its meta humor. its plot machine's ADMIRABLY seamless in churning out as much, too, especially for as ambitious as it gets. yum! also, this guy's double-breasted suit arsenal about made me swoon 😮‍💨

  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    ★★★

    I wedged myself into an overcrowded northbound train with folks who were at this show last summer and they said it was pretty good. can now confirm 🙂‍↕️

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  • We Live in Time

    We Live in Time

    ★★★★

    i hate pacific standard time bc what do you MEAN it's 2:45am in kentucky??? don't you understand how badly i need to call my mom right now???????

  • The Sting

    The Sting

    ★★★★

    hot take: CLASSIC guys' night scenario right here. shoot, I'm probably gonna run something like this on a pharmaceutical company's head honcho for my bachelor party (that is, of course, should I be so lucky). cannot BELIEVE we get to watch Robert Redford invent the "tOm CrUiSe rUn" years before Tom Cruise could even run a timed mile in middle school P.E. class, much less to the tunes of what're undoubtedly the most unintentionally goofy chase tracks I've ever heard. very pleasant movie!!!!

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