Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Ring 2002

  ★★★½ Rewatched 10 Mar 2025 1

  Very blue, very wet.

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  Speak No Evil 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  The world needs more straight up thrillers, so gets a boost. But SNE definitely suffers from existing in our shitty world that's been watching these kinds of movies for decades. Like who wouldn't just f*cking go home yesterday. Hell even without movie training most reasonable sapients would scoot. Still though, good barf inducing social awkwardness, tension and hijinks.

  That Ant has a looooong road ahead of him. Yowzers

Popular reviews

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  Candyman 1992

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 30 Dec 2020 2

  Majestic. Possibly the best horror movie of the 90's. Held up even better than I remembered, and remains one of the few that actually still frightens me.

  That ripping/tearing sound from the hook almost made me gag.

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  Dune 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Oct 2021 2

  I ache to see Dune again. My psyche was burned bright by its sights, and I'm left awash in spice dreams inspired by its majestic bounties. Searing maximalist and minimalist sci-fi visions swirl under the blazing Canopus sun to wondrous effect.