jzthor

jzthor

Favorite films

  • GoodFellas
  • Whiplash
  • The Departed
  • Drive

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  • Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★½

  • Hereditary

    ★★★

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★

  • Fight Club

    ★★★★★

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  • Ghost in the Shell

    Ghost in the Shell

    ½

    Worst piece of work (doesn’t deserve to be called a film) ever created. Anyone involved should be publicly punished for their crimes against humanity. I wouldn’t wish the pain I endured while watching this abomination on my worst enemy. Seriously contemplated anything and everything after seeing this. What a gross addition to our society. I think all scholars would agree that this piece of work is worse than 63 World War Twos. If only whatever movie I was supposed to…

  • The Girl on the Train

    The Girl on the Train

    ½

    Second worst piece of whatever I’ve ever seen. Ruined my night.

  • Good Boys

    Good Boys

    ½

    How does this get funded?

  • Pet Sematary

    Pet Sematary

    ½

    I received a poster as a gift titled “Top 100 Movies.” Once I saw that this poster contained “Pet Semetery,” I threw out the poster. Absolutely atrocious interpretation of the Steven King classic. Somehow the ending made the movie infinitely worse than it already was, something I didn’t think was possible.

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