Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The House That Jack Built 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  american psycho for the sexually depraved artist. interesting cinematography gets fully overshadowed by the lamest of philosophical conversations—a worthy addition to any male oriented podcast.

  you can tell lars von trier gets off on the movie’s self referential nature which takes away my personal enjoyment…

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  Spatiodynamisme 1958

  Watched 15 Feb 2025

  wong kar wai could never thank u pompidou

Popular reviews

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ½ Watched 16 Dec 2022 8

  three hours of cultural appropriation but it’s ok because they are blue !

  james cameron dickriders please WAKE UP you are living in a simulation where a terrible, shitty, awful movie with good cgi somehow is a masterpiece. and i usually i don’t rant but holy shit how does this movie have a 4.0?? the one, and only one, thing that this movie has going for it is it’s CGI, and even that is reminiscent of some of the recent…

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  Bones and All 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Dec 2024 3

  what if god wanted you to start writing your essay that’s due in ten hours on the cooperative political understanding of the european convention of human rights but you said oh HELL nah let’s romanticize appalachia and replace sleep with dissociations and fantasize about a side of america you will probably never return to unless on fixed occasions or the death of an extended family member.

  maren is me and i am her and these kentucky boys don’t understand it but…