This movie is so unserious, it’s great. Pretty obvious who the baddie was but who cares. And calling someone an NPC is a great insult.
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Oliver & Company 1988
Hits different. Oliver is the cutest little kitten frfr. the NYC vibe is on point! Shoutout twin towers. The music slaps, “Why Should I Worry” is such a bop. Francis cracks me up! He seriously hates being called Frank—like, who even thinks that’s a good name? It’s so not cute!
But let’s keep it real, Tito being the only Hispanic character and his specialty be to hotwire cars is low-key problematic.Translated from by
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Tooth Fairy 2010
feels like someone had the wild idea to put Edward from 'Twilight' into a tutu and make him a tooth collector. Picture The Rock clumsily flitting around in sparkly wings, trying to swap out teeth for cash without wrecking things. It’s sort of like if Julius Caesar decided to ditch the toga for fairy wings and start dealing with molars instead of empires.
And if you were trying to model this chaos in MATLAB, you’d probably end up with a script that’s a bit of a mess—lots of glitter, unexpected errors, and a whole lot of “What even is this?”
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Barbie 2023
Not sure why people are saying this movie is propaganda. The only thing I took a propah gandah at was Margot Robbie. Although, upon leaving the theater as I was making an appointment with my gynecologist; I did feel an overwhelmingly intense hatred for all men (except Allen) and the patriarchy in general. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence though.
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