Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) 2011

  ★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  deeply reflective of the british condition
  5 bags of popcorn and a pervert consultant team to prescreen with

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  Companion 2025

  ★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  lets be honest guys if you want to make a lady robot movie you actually have to have something cool to say or otherwise you just have a fetish lol
  6 bags of popcorn

Popular reviews

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  All of Us Strangers 2023

  ½ Watched 23 Feb 2024

  we have to stop pretending white gay men being skinny and boring is enough to make movies about go watch moonlight if you want to watch this movie

  no bags of popcorn no bucket of soda

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  Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 May 2024 1

  soooo dumb that it pretends to like.explain everything. however clowns r really good after all that anticipation. does a lot of new stuff and stands alone the best somehow.
  6 bags of popcorn and an apple to wash it fown probably.