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A Christmas Story 1983
They say a broken clock is right twice a day. By that logic, if I keep tuning in sporadically during one of those 24-hour Christmas Story marathons on TV, I would’ve seen at least one complete viewing of the film.
You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
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Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 1987
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 > The Godfather Part II
Did Michael proclaim ‘Garbage Day!’ before shooting Fredo? I don’t think so. Do better Coppola.
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The Man Who Fell to Earth 1976
There I was, at 2 in the morning, watching David Bowie get freaky with a pistol in 35mm…
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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me 1992
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A father kills his teenage daughter to get some creamed corn for a little person with a speech impediment.
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