Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Aug 2023

  Rewatched this and shit that was sad- one of those single tear movies you know.

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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2023

  Easily avoidable- great film though

Popular reviews

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  Cocaine Bear 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2023

  Cocaine bear eh, who the fuck thinks of that shit- no-one thinks of it, because its based off a true fucking story. Our journey begins in a shanty rust bucket of a plane filled to the brim with a fuckton of cocaine placed in a chaotically wank order with some inherently challenged pisstain who jumps out of it expecting to safely land in the siscatchatoon forest in fuck knows where. Effectively He doesn’t- he ends up hitting his already retarded…

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  Terrifier 2 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Nov 2022

  Absolutely fucking disgusting, a 2 hr long gore filled, clown slashing shit show. I was pleasantly surprised by how deranged the methods of execution were. Even though one might have seen worse on best gore, and even though it was plain as day that blood was actually ketchup, I was amazed with the directors ideas. Don’t watch if you have a weak heart or pregnant; you might throw up your foetus from fear or rather suffer from an extreme fucking stroke.

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