"I'm not the one who just got buttf*cked on national tv, DWAYNE"
Only Jon McClane can say your name like it's a devastating slur lmao. 10/10
I'm really struggling to find the words to describe what I witnessed here. I only watched it once, years ago, on a clear summer midday on my laptop—maybe the least immersive environment possible for this kind of film—and I still remember every scene, every scare, every feeling I had to sit with after it was over. I was profoundly affected: changed, frankly. I still talk about the experience I had with it even though I have yet to summon the…