Kabe

Kabe

Favorite films

  • Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
  • Drive
  • Klaus
  • Semi-Pro

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★★

  • Transformers One

    ★★★

  • Megalopolis

    ★½

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    This movie made me feel. Mostly disgusted but other feelings too. Good FX everywhere but the end.

  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★

    This movie is about circumcision and how powerful we could be if we got our foreskins returned to us, or if we co-opt the foreskin of someone more powerful. My only question is why do the transformers need to do chin ups?

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  • The Stepfather

    The Stepfather

    ★★★

    Oh no step-dad please don't stick that 9 incher (kitchen knife) into me, I'm stuck (in a cycle of gaslighting)

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.