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Recent reviews

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  gay boy put his hand on my peanit

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  Sound of Metal 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  scary seeing as im losing my hearing by the day

Popular reviews

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  Cars 2006

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Nov 2024 1

  peak movie, especially when you have a MAN on top of you.

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Dec 2024

  I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

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