Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Skyfire 2019

  ★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Basically Jurassic Park but with no dinosaurs, but damn, girl’s better than me because I would’ve said fuck the village.

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  The Karate Kid Part II 1986

  ★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  Where does Chozen get the energy to be the number #1 hater 24/7? I clearly need to step up my game.

Popular reviews

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  A Good Woman 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Dec 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The House with a Clock in Its Walls 2018

  ★½ Watched 28 Oct 2023

  Who the FUCK would name their kid “Tarby????” Or even worse, why would a child WILLINGLY go by that name?

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