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  The Empty Man 2020

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Sep 2022

  Very solid. Was expecting some sort of bloody mary slenderman boogeyman type thing, and was refreshed to find this movie to be much more. Crazy that this movie didn’t make more of a splash when it came out, in my humble opinion.

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  The Relic 1997

  ★★½ Watched 19 Sep 2022

  Ate a pbj while watching which was good. Been on a pbj kick lately haha. The movie was not amazing. Kind of a nothingburger late 90s monster flick.

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  The Ritual 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Feb 2021

  I wish I could give this 4 stars because that’s probably what it actually deserves, but I can’t. It’s no real mindfuck or cinematic masterpiece and ultimately falls into the category of high grade netflix original pulp, but to me, it is the perfect movie. The primary reason I like this movie so much is that it has the coolest monster design I have seen in anything that has come out in like the past 30-40 years. The combination of…

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2021

  Was super awesome. Scarier than I was expecting. The childlike way the villains’ sadism was portrayed was horrifying. Everything I could have wanted out of an ending. Opposite of drawn out. Loved it.

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