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  Vivarium 2019

  ½ Watched 13 Oct 2023

  We all know the housing market is a capitalist plot - don’t go wasting 2 hours of my life to tell me about it.

  If I could give negative stars then I would, what a waste of life.

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  Dunkirk 2017

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Sep 2022

  Some bits are tasty AF, but various parts just really didn’t hit the spot…anyway, enough about my meatball marinara - the film was decent too.

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  Turning Red 2022

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2022

  Mad unrealistic that there’d still be any concert tickets left after 2 weeks of fundraising

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  The Breakfast Club 1985

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2021

  The main irony of this film is that it’s impossible to hear what any of them are saying while eating any remotely crunchy breakfast

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