Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Dead Don't Die 2019

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  yea honestly i have no idea how to interpret this as anything other than slop, katana-wielding alien Tilda Swinton was cool though

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  these movies are consistently terrible and yet i still love them. VENOM FROG

Popular reviews

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  Tag 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  crazily stacked cast and really fun plot. i hope i’m friends with people who care this much about maintaining their friendships. the Sherlock parody scenes were an absolute banger

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  Self Reliance 2023

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2024

  pretty great premise, but the execution left a little to be desired. if this is Jake Johnson’s directorial debut i am excited for what he’s got planned next

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