Dylan Massey

Dylan Massey

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★½

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★★

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    ★★★½

  • Dracula Untold

    ★★★★

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    ★★★

    While I enjoyed the film, the latest installment in the Fantastic Beasts franchise really felt like mostly filler.

    The special FX are awesome, of course, but I felt that could only carry a subpar plot so far. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Harry Potter series, but there was just so much going on this time around it felt like I couldn’t follow. 

    I’m sure I’m not alone either wishing the wizard duels would be like The Order of…

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  • Northwood Pie

    Northwood Pie

    ★★★★

    Northwood Pie is a beautiful, easy-going ride through the journey of a college student going who’s spent most of his life settling into lethargy and disinterest. Driving down the proverbial “Middle of the Road” most of his life, things take a turn when Crispin lands his first job at a local pizza place in his town. 

    This is perhaps one of the most “human” films I’ve ever seen. There’s cinematography, beautiful scenes and an awesome score, sure— But things just felt…

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

    ★★★★

    Film 23 of 31 | 31 Days of Horror
    inspired by 
    spookyastronauts on YouTube—

    The Bye-Bye Man meets Batman?

    I thought The Empty Man was so awesome! Based on the graphic novel by Cullen Bunn, the story follows an ex-cop investigating the disappearance of a young girl, all the while supernatural happenings begin to take shape.

    Keeping in mind that it was a graphic novel, the narrative does feel like a detective film first and a horror film second. Don’t let that take…

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