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Barnyard 2006
this movie exudes an undeniable sense of pure, blissful, nostalgia; the kind of nostalgia that really transports me back to my nonexistent, youthful days on the farm. the incessant use of jiggling udder close-up shots paired with the starkly bulging facial features of the barnyard cinematic universe (BCU) cast made me feel nauseous, yet, oddly charmed in a way that truly defies all logic…. however, the film well and truly hit its peak in the last 5 minutes (shortly after…
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Alice Upside Down 2007
i think this is the movie i have watched the most in my life. it is not good. perhaps it is best described as a collage; a torturous assortment of painstakingly embarrassing acts performed at the hands of alice mckinley. each time i watch this movie i am left wondering why i subjected myself to such a feat- yet, i often find my ears yearning for the sound of “jenny got a fever”; my lips for a taste of elizabeth’s mums casserole, my eyes for a glance at the layer of dirt coating alice as she exits the move-in van. do not watch this movie.
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The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993
I LOVEEEE THIS MOVIE such fun spooky vibes!! :3 🕸️👻🎃🖤
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