kalesparrow

kalesparrow

Favorite films

  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • The Lion King
  • La La Land

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  • Creep

    ★★★

  • Waitress: The Musical

    ★★★★

  • Meet the Parents

    ★★★

  • Dear Evan Hansen

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  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★

    Reason 764 for never responding to an ad hire on Craigslist.

  • Waitress: The Musical

    Waitress: The Musical

    ★★★★

    I think.. I think I’m Dawn…

    BUTWHATIFWHENHESEESMEILIKEHIMANDHEKNOWSITWHATIFHEOPENSUPADOORANDICANTCLOSEIT
    WHAT HAPPENS THENNNNNNN

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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★½

    A brilliantly self aware film that calls upon comedy to criticize the ever demanding horror movie audience.

    A fun watch for fans of the genre but some of the nuance in the films messaging relies on the viewer to be in the know about horror tropes which could hinder the movies potential audience. That said, be sure to watch some other horror flicks before viewing to join the party and be in the know!  Having such prior knowledge truly makes this movie an experience to never forget. 

    Marty is my spirit animal.

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

    ★★★★½

    This movie taught me two things:
    1.) small boat at sunset is a great date idea
    2.) always read fine print when signing legal documents

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