matthew mcconaughey is a bronze goddess in this
AND HIS MUSCLES!!!!!!!!!
don't love the forced romance between him and penelope cruz
super fun though
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EDtv 1999
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
time is a flat circle...
woody harrelson will cheat on his significant other and then matthew mcconaughey will swoop in and sleep with them and then matthew and woody won't speak for awhile until they make up and pull off a crazy plan to save themselves and the lives around them again and again and again and again...
nah though for real this movie is strangely similar to true detective s1, but also so so so much fun
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