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  • Se7en
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Nightcrawler

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • It's What's Inside

    ★★★½

  • I'm Drunk, I Love You

    ★★★½

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ½

    This isn’t horror, this is comedy. And a bad one at that.

    A developing fetus has more brain cells than the collective amount of these lot. The only thing this movie has done right was reminding everyone that not every idea is good and worth pursuing let alone make a movie about it.

    If you plan to watch a horror movie, this isn’t one. Go watch YouTube or something.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    This is borderline porn with phenomenal directing, editing, acting, writing, and most of all, cinematography. 

    This film is high on needles, lust, and nudity yet at the same time low at self-esteem and self-worth. It’s a firsthand female experience in having the need to please a male-dominated audience where men are inherently and innately trash. The only monster in this film are the men. Except, of course, for Fred — he deserves better.

    The fitness show ‘pump it up’ isn’t…

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    Incoming

    it’s a comedy but i never laughed once. the closest was a scoff.

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