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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★ Watched 13 Oct 2024 1

  Elizabeth, if only you had my number. I could help you find your sparkle again, the only “drug” we would need is a blue chew.

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  Joker: Folie à Deux 2024

  ★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  Arthur…

  *sigh*

  we gotta have a convo about your pull out game my brother.

  In the first movie you had 6 kills in a 4 week span. In this movie, you put up a big fat 0. You really need to look at yourself in the mirror and work on your game young man.

  Harvey Dent was in that courtroom taking notes lowkey, lol I know what you are.

  As for the other stuff, this movie isn’t bad it’s just not a good musical.

  Lady Gaga, you’re on fraud watch.

Popular reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ½ Rewatched 22 Dec 2023

  Ok I’ve calmed down a bit

  This is not a movie that’s “so bad it’s good”, it’s ASS. Think of the person with the fattest ass you know, and it’s more ass than that.

  Sydney Sweeney, I’m so sorry you had to share the screen with that man. Y’all had no chemistry. Now if it was me and you on the other hand…your performance would still be weak, but at least we’d be closer in age.

  I kid you not, literally…

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jun 2023 1

  First and foremost I would like to say: if ANYONE ever brings up No Way Home to me in a convo about best spider man movies, especially after this movie exists, Im smacking you in the face 
  (now I don’t condone violence, but it is what it is)

  2.) Im not even the type to go see movies again in the theater like that, but this one will definitely be rewatched soon

  3.) This movie had one villain, who wasn’t…

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