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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Sep 2023

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  taylor zakhar perez really upgraded since the kissing booth

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  Monsters vs Aliens 2009

  ★★ Watched 26 Feb 2023

  Feminist film of the century despite not passing the bechdel test. Galaxar making his #cuntdoubles in his #cuntmachine was eerily reminiscent of Lucy on co-op at Boston scientific. 

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  Hustle 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 May 2023

  if the celtics actually had bo cruz they would not be concerned abt tmrw

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