Kamran

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Who gives a fuck about movies?

Favorite films

  • All of Us Strangers
  • Nope
  • Scream
  • Interstellar

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  • Bob Trevino Likes It

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Sister Midnight

    ★★½

  • F1

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    Holy fuck!?! Luca Guadagnino did it again. The camera POVs were insane, the erotic chemistry was intense, the score was beautiful. Everything was on point.

    I was in a trance throughout the whole movie. The subtlety was perfect, something as small as Patrick pulling his stool closer to Art's stool was so simple but oddly so impactful. 

    Zendaya smashed it, she control's the screen in all her scenes. She really is a movie star through and through. Zendaya staring in both my favourite movies of the year is very telling of her talent.

  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man

    ★★★★½

    Dev Patel the man that you are. The use of Hindu Scripture whilst also being a social commentary on India was flawless. The incorporation of Hanuman to depict such powerful vengeance was incredible.

    He put his all into the movie and it shows. From the visuals to the violence to the narrative to the acting it was all brilliant. This movie is brutal and action packed, the combat felt so raw and real. Dev Patel raised the bar when it comes to melee combat in film. Netflix fumbled so bad.

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  • Bob Trevino Likes It

    Bob Trevino Likes It

    ★★★½

    Got sent an early screener, and barbie ferreira is a true leading lady. Such a tender, heartfelt story. Never thought I’d be so emotional over a scrapbook. Took a few narrative shortcuts, but if you want an authentic tear jerker I highly recommend.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    why didn’t they fully embrace self love and fu-

    The whole cast DELIVERED, the concept was so interesting and Bong Joon-ho pulled it off perfectly. The trump satire was the cherry on top.

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  • Under Paris

    Under Paris

    ★★½

    Rise of the planet of the sharks

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★★

    It was fine but that’s just about it. From being a failed attempt of an Incredible Hulk sequel to the forced Isra*li character. This movie fell flat and didn’t hit the mark.

    I was excited to see Anthony Mackie in the spotlight on the big screen, and he was. I look forward to seeing him lead the Avengers. Harrison Ford as red hulk was built up throughout the film even though all the promo revolved around it so that was…