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ʀᴇᴛᴀʀᴅ ᴍᴏᴅᴇ: ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴇᴅ

4th fav is always rotating usually the latest film I saw with a vibe I liked

Favorite films

  • Buffalo '66
  • The Iron Giant
  • Paris, Texas
  • Saturday Night Fever

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  • Spring Breakers

    ★★★★

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★★★★

  • Resident Evil

    ★★★★

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★

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  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★★

    This movie came out when I was in middle school, and the main thing I remember was the hype. It was mostly just rumors told by friends about how Selena Gomez gets naked and shit. I never got to see it though cuz my friends were losers and would rather go outside to kick cans or play COD Black Ops 2 whenever I'd come over to stay the night.

    After watching it today, I wonder how I would have felt…

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★★★★

    I saw this film as a kid, and ever since, I've had yellow fever. I'm talking an unhealthy sexual attraction to Asian women, brother.

    This was my first Fast and Furious, so I'm biased, but I don't think any of them will entertain me as much as this one. It's got Japan, it's got the great theme song, and that soulful feeling that can't be captured. A lot of people would call this a "guilty pleasure", but fuck that. I…

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  • Liar Liar

    Liar Liar

    ★★★★½

    Dad, stop cheating on mom 😭😭😭 How are you spending so many nights at the office, and we're still broke??? 😭😭😭

    Not only did this film convince me as a kid that I could fix my dad with a wish if I just believed, but it also made me attracted to women like Jennifer Tilly and that bitch Jim Carrey fucks. It's a childhood classic film, sure it's got its problems, but it's classic.

    It's a shame Carrey went from kino like this and Bruce Almighty to shit like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and that numbers movie, straight up garbage shit.

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★

    Not a fan of this one. Sean Baker can usually make me care for horrible people or entertain with a human car crash, but I just don't fuck with this one. It's the same reason I didn't enjoy the Safdie's Heaven Knows What. Growing up as a poorf○g and having a trashy family/being surrounded by trashy people isn't some novel concept for me. Maybe it is for all these Letterbox shitlib f○○○○ts but not me.

    It's less like, "Oh, no!…