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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I’m literally sitting in the theater writing this review so I don’t have to watch this movie any more.

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  Trap 2024

  ★ Watched 06 Nov 2024

  Wtf Is this

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 2016

  ½ Watched 06 Apr 2024

  The only movie I’ve walked out of in the theater

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  Foe 2023

  ★★★★ Rewatched 04 Apr 2024

  All these bad reviews are wrong and I am right. This movie was good and not just because of Paul Mescal’s butt.

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