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The Covenant 2006
Why did I love this so much? Male witches? Sebastian Stan? Warren from Sky High? A young Chace Crawford dressed inexplicably in a cargo jacket for the majority of the film? Definitely in the category of so bad it’s good. I continue to be a hoe for paranormal ya.
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Romeo + Juliet 1996
I came for Leo, almost left because of Claire Danes but stayed for Paul Rudd.
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Babyteeth 2019
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Toby Wallace gets major points in my book for being able to pull off a rat tail and still convince me he’s charming enough to worm his way into the protagonist’s quaint suburban teenage life. The whole film had a warm and fuzzy quality I liked and that lent to its more endearing moments. The emotional ending worked for me because of Wallace, but I wished I cared more about Eliza Scalen’s (Milla’s) early demise.
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Black Mirror: Bandersnatch 2018
I played out every possible scenario and then proceeded to make my friends do it with me again. Not the best Black Mirror episode in terms of story but the novelty was enough for me.
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