GET THAT CGI baby away from meeeeee
Jacob gazing lovingly at Renesmee 🤢
the representations of all the ~vamps of the world~ were sooooo stereotypical (some obv racist). As a Slav, it never fails to make me laugh how we’re often lumped into one group. The god awful Russian/Transylvanian accented pair are hilarious. Also why are the Indigenous vamps always so brooding and silent…. and why are the Irish the only ones struggling with self-restraint. Seems Stephenie Meyer loves to…
This and Wolf of Wall Street are the only two movies I almost walked out on
I find this whole thing to be….. so ridiculous. Like WHY is everybody so ANRGY. Does no one get tired of having toddler-level skills of emotional regulation??
I cringed so hard during the weird wolf-talk beach scene. And during the montage about imprinting. My shoulders were tensed up to my ears.
There were so many moments where I was obviously looking into the fantasy…
was gonna give this 2.5 stars but it gets 3 cause there is honestly nothing THAT wrong with it. Some awkward acting but otherwise it’s pretty loveable.
half-watched this while cleaning my house. Cried 3 times when the dorks were standing up for their rights; got my period a day later.
funniest part is when the “prince” takes her on a first date TO A SOUP KICTHEN
Currently in the middle of watching this and I already know it’s 2 stars (5 in my heart)(1.5 after some contemplation)
My mom keeps insisting it’s a good movie and I can’t stop laughing every time Edward speaks 😩😩😩
If I were Bella I’d be enjoying having access to my own car/Washington state hiking trails NOT SOME pale dude who likes to neg me constantly and keep his collar popped, hollllly fuck
I’m gonna search for a compilation of all…
