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  Lola 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  Even worse than my nightmares could have imagined. Nicolas’s inspiration board was selfies of herself, cigarettes and the words ‘poor people stuff’ .

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  Intermission was a much appreciated chance to leave

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  How to Have Sex 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2024

  Can we stop letting posh people make films about working class people 

  Also no vibes just montages

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ½ Watched 13 Jan 2023

  1 min in: ooh VHS tape of rooms, spooky

  5 mins in: huh, sure are a lotta rooms in this house… 

  10 mins in: this can’t be just it… exchange worried look with friends 

  30 mins in: guy in front of me is literally snoring, I’m jealous 

  60 mins in: just make it end or give us SOMETHING?! 

  end: devastated that really was it. Have never left a cinema so forlorn in my life 

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