Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Suspiria 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  never used to understand—or even tolerate—this film. it felt self-indulgent, drowning in its own aesthetic excess. now, watching it again, something shifts. i am no longer just an observer. i inhabit it. i walk the same streets, hear the same language curl and fracture in my mouth. the city of the film is now my city, and the chaos on screen reflects a disorder i recognize all too well

  there is something almost perverse about reencountering a film in a…

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  The Gorge 2025

  ½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  the night king and all that game of thrones yada yada but now it's ost-west WWII unsuccessful attempt at biology 🦠

Popular reviews

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  Disclaimer 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Oct 2024 1

  if someone would ever stop me on the street and ask what is secondhand embarrassment, I would immediately play this shit

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  Blue Moon 2025

  ½ Watched 18 Feb 2025 3

  I know this is supposed to be a super clever, critically acclaimed masterpiece, and if you don’t like it, you’re automatically a dumb piece of a collective Marvel fan. but actually, this film is dumb. and boring, and never-ending, meaningless monologue on dicks and the Oklahoma! play—nothing more to it