Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island 1998

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  You ain't never gon catch me hating on Scoobert.
  Best part in all of this is my girl Daphne girlbossing and Freddie just being there. Love. It.

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  The Lost World: Jurassic Park 1997

  ★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Watched the first one yesterday and I have to say... It really is a one movie franchise.
  Wtf was this?

Popular reviews

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  Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Feb 2025

  I hope for the rest of my life to never meet a person that doesn't absolutely love this masterpiece.
  Cause I will not be polite when I tell them that they have wasted their life and should probably give up.

  Ps. Elon Musk cries himself to sleep knowing Velma is the hottest and smartest person ever and he will never amount to anything in his lifetime.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  I always believed that if a woman decides to create one of the most disgustingly beautiful (emphasis on the disgust) movies out there, all she has to do is simply look at all the ways society mistreats women and choose one.
  And lo and behold she got herself a fucking masterpiece.

  
  Ps if it's too much body gore for you, I understand but I don't really care <3