Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Opus 2025

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  I’m going to need 25 units of Botox to counteract the intense frown that was on my face during the whole movie

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  DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story 2004

  ★★★½ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  My dad loves to say “if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball” right before throwing something at me

Popular reviews

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  Odd Man Rush 2020

  ★★½ Watched 14 Jan 2024

  This movie was not good, but BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

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  Yeti Massacre 2023

  ★★ Watched 29 Oct 2023

  My inner dialogue every time I take a Benadryl