Hi — you’ll never guess what happened. 

if I have to keep defending this one then fine I’ll do it, give me a law degree

Massimo cooks a perfect traditional American meal of instant mac and cheese and McConaughey lights a dumbass marshmallow over a scented candle when a fire is right behind him 

You tell me who she should have picked!!!!

who is the secret weapon in this? 
it's Steve Zahn