Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kronk's New Groove 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  googling what percentage of incans were jewish

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  12 Angry Men 1957

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  the chagrin i feel when a spot in the white man canon is well-deserved

Popular reviews

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  Her 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2022

  why were his pants so high-waisted

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★ Watched 03 Sep 2024 1

  might be the worst movie i've watched this year.

  did not effectively tread the line between paying homage to the original and having an identity of its own. scenes so clumsily copied from the 1979 original that you're left asking what the point of watching this was rather than having a satisfying feeling of finding an easter egg

  alien 1979 is a masterpiece in part because of the elegance of the rules governing its universe. this movie tried /so hard/…

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