Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Mar 2025

  watching to cope post oscars. dennis quaid “oscar winner my ass” hurts just a little bit.

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  The Love Witch 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  i too love to go on dates with my red feather boa and my comically large wine glass

Popular reviews

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  D.E.B.S. 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  on a date with a girl and rizzing her up by talking about my thesis in which i describe her as fundamentally unable to experience love

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  Nightbitch 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  lezzing out would’ve saved her. there is nothing in this world i want to do less than be a mother. she should’ve eaten her husband

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