Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nerve 2016

  ★★★ Rewatched 26 Mar 2025

  machine gun kelly what are u doing here girl!!

  jane & i both had an urge to watch the most scandalous movie of the 8th grade. i had anxiety watching the whole thing but they referenced seattle so it’s ok. jane wrote a better plot where the guy who died is her brother and i want that version. 🌃🏍️💚🍸❤️‍🔥

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Mar 2025

  and what if i did just want to watch for madelyn cline !!

Popular reviews

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  H.E. Double Hockey Sticks 1999

  ½ Watched 14 May 2024 1

  this was my own personal h-e-🏒🏒 but the good news is “i believe in miracles ! ” 🐭

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  Descendants 3 2019

  ★★ Rewatched 26 Jan 2025 1

  “auradon…it’s beauuuutiful” 🤭😩😍

  the did i mention reprise brought tears to my eyes… like the “you got me down on my knee?!?”

  mal as a hag has us GAGGED and also her walk is  us when we’re hungover

  budget was spent in all the wrong ways, take us back to auradon prep

  guys who TF is HANNNAHHHH?!?!?!?!!

  evie kiss song HITS like yup

  chad supremacy always

  BEN! WITH! BEARD!

  jarlos 4 lyfe (want her necklace)

  absolutely SHOCKED over the ember…