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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  this was fun. the messaging was heavy handed yet left crumbs on the plate. but it was just too much fun to care. this was a movie for movies’ sake. bring back whimsy

  goes without saying robert’s performance was unreal

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  The Consequences of "The Premiere of "The Making of "The Lumberjack's Daughter""" 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  “By some miracle of God, we’ve finally reached the end of what I can only describe as the Vietnam War of trials”

Popular reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  this was fucking insane. craziest payoff of a movie i’ve ever seen. I started out disliking it but if you buy in, you get such an amazing reward. not sure how you would even begin to make this movie. I would’ve given up like 10 minutes in to making this. 

  shoutout to the beaver actors who made this movie an absolute spectacle at the end

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Oct 2024

  this is the best film ever created like physically. this is the true craft of making a movie. this would’ve been amazing if it came out last week but 40 years ago they were making this heat??? and so many other movies could never??? 

  I love so much that this movie doesn’t choke on the dick of its own lore. what is the thing? who knows. where did it come from? somewhere else. this movie cuts right to the real…

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