Katherine Schmitz

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Anyway, it’s about old friends.

Favorite films

  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Notting Hill
  • Scream

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  • Locked

    ★★½

  • Snow White

    ★★

  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

    ★★★★

  • Elvis: The '68 Comeback Special

    ★★★★

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  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    I somehow have a million things to say and nothing to say at all. Seeing this in theaters is an experience I won’t soon forget. I want to tell everyone I know to see this and, at the same time, I want a theater entirely to myself to see it again so I can laugh and cry and gasp all I want. 

    Anyway, seeing this alongside my bestie with a frosé she made and snuck into the theater, dressed in all pink was absolutely perfect. 

    I feel sad for people who don’t like this because, to me, it doesn’t get much better.

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    ★★★★★

    I don’t think there’s a single movie that was as influential on me as a kid than this. I watched the shit out of this movie. I listened to the soundtrack nonstop, I wore out the DVD, I had the movie poster and character posters on my walls.

    News came out a few hours ago that Kevin Clark, Freddy, was killed today in a bike accident. I played percussion in middle school because of this movie. I got a drum…

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  • Locked

    Locked

    ★★½

    This is what our moms think happens in downtown Minneapolis.

  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★★

    Two stars for the critters (who didn’t get enough screen time). Everyone is complaining about Gal Gadot (who is beautiful, so at least there’s that) but the biggest sin of this is everything about the prince. Richard Madden or bust.

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  • Holiday in the Wild

    Holiday in the Wild

    SPOILER ALERT.

    Within 5 minutes of this movie starting Kristin Davis took a Christmas card photo with her husband and son, her son left for college, and her husband called off their marriage. THIS WAS ALL IN REAL TIME. 

    This was just about one of the most hilarious movies I’ve ever seen, and I have to assume that the ONLY reason it was made was because Rob Lowe and Kristin Davis wanted a safari vacation. 

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE. 

    Netflix // Myself

  • Me Time

    Me Time

    No one:

    Absolutely no one:

    Me:
       1200+ movies in her watchlist
       Access to 7+ streaming services
       An abundance of DVDs/Blu-rays at her fingertips
       Has an endless list of things she could/should do
       Doesn’t even really like Kevin Hart
       Watches this