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Recent reviews

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  The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  PUT ON A GOD DAMN SHIRT JACOB

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  About Time 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  But you can't DO THAT TO ME THAT IS INSANE YOU CAN'T DO THAT WHAT THE FUCK

Popular reviews

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  Bend It Like Beckham 2002

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I was queer baited. Again. I WAS QUEER BAITED AGAIN. AGAIN? I NEVER LEARN DO I? NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER LEARN

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  The Count of Monte Cristo 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  It was good it really was but it was so long 😞 The scenery was BEAUTIFUL. And that turkish girl? PHA I AM IN LOVE. It pissed me off that he hade those masks though like come on

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