Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Showgirls 1995

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  well joke’s on you it’s actually ver-sah-chay 

  ho’s bizarre adventures i was bewildered and bewitched. neon lights on film u amaze me

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  Sharp Stick 2022

  Watched 22 Mar 2025

  so the punisher voice is a bedroom voice okaaaaaaay good to know!!
  jon bernthal’s agent let me shake your hand i gotta wipe mine first tho hold up. shot like an artsy super cool music video and it could have been just that didint really need the story but i still ate it up

Popular reviews

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  Resident Evil: Vendetta 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Aug 2023

  love how everybody's got full military gear body armor a fucking plasma rifle and then there's leon. on a bike DRUNK with his stupid fucking jacket and a stupid fucking handgun. also hey guys i think that was like six 911s

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Oct 2023

  was that the b- *gunshot* *screaming* *car crash* *sirens* *glass breaking* *distant yelling* *explosion* 

  can’t believe my 13yo brain pictured a more fucked up and traumatising image of dying by being shoved in those suits than an actual horror film…. so im fine now!! doesn’t seem that scary at all!! thank you stu from scream!! fire end credits !!

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