Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  more green goo, more pump it up song, half an hour shorter…then it would be a perfect movie

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 May 2024

  always into a love triangle, should’ve had a threesome to break all that tension. who cares about tennis?

Popular reviews

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  Fatal Attraction 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  i love a crazy bitch but sometimes they fly too close to the sun

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  Beetlejuice 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2023

  you’re telling me a beetle made this juice?

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