Glamorous, impeccable set design, and backed by artistry within every frame.
You'd suspect Moulin Rouge to have all the right qualities of becoming a classic musical, but absolutely not.
This film feels like you're trippin' balls while juggling skittles between your nipples. This is NOT a pleasurable experience, no matter how good it may sound.
The plot is so dry it makes me wanna chug down a bottle of Pedialyte. "Love, love, love, love, love," HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU GONNA REPEAT THAT BAZ!
I cannot explain the amount of disappointment I feel watching this alleged "cult classic".
