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Grand Theft Hamlet 2024
Incredibly niche and silly! I loved reminiscing in the pure joy and absurdity of an online lobby. This made me want to get the gang back together for another bank heist.
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Crossroads 2002
I’m embarrassed to admit just how many times I watched this with my cousin growing up. Yet somehow I had zero recollection of this being a 1.5 hour long music video. I managed to block out I Love Rock n Roll, I’m Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman, AND Overprotected??
This is going to be one of those films I can’t accurately rate because the nostalgia is clouding my judgement.
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The Village 2004
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I hated everything about this.
This could have been a dark, twisted psychological horror film about a parent protecting their child from harm in the most inhumane way... but without fail, M. Night has managed to half-bake yet another intriguing concept.
Let’s start with the fact that every. single. pivotal plot point is driven by absolutely nothing. Adrien Brody’s character exists purely so we can get from point A to point B with zero questions. I really, really tried to…
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The Substance 2024
Holy close up!! This is the most claustrophobic film I’ve ever seen, but in a good way.
Margaret, bravo. BRAVO!!
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