Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fire in the Sky 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Wet Puppets Spotted ‼️‼️

  Also my mentor Bret Marnell worked on this back in the day! Sorry to see this film never got its flowers, impressive slow burn that feels like the blue print for the neo-American horror revival of the 2010s. Way ahead of its time! Go Bret!!

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  Parthenope 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Just did a diabolical double feature with this movie and Paddington in Peru. Pretty much.

Popular reviews

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  My Octopus Teacher 2020

  ★ Watched 19 Oct 2020

  This man doesn't need an octopus, he needs a therapist.

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  TÁR 2022

  ½ Watched 19 Oct 2022 3

  Not the predatory lesbian trope as written by a man, but also the film seemed kinda cool with predators? Idk maybe I’m just a triggered u-haul lesbian, but miss me with this shit. 

  Also not to mentioned like, the camera work was stilted and uninspired, and the pacing was powerfully underwhelming. For the love of god, if there was one more shot reverse shot talking scene, my brain would have melted out my ears. Also, for a movie about music, there simply wasn’t enough of it.

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