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  Had to stop questioning where and why the water was coming, and rather embrace the journey that came from it. Also, fuck them dogs, and fuck them birds…except for the one with exceptional steering skills.

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  Past Lives 2023

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  ★★★½ Watched 09 Oct 2024

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