Who takes a bath in someone else’s home? Not even a shower damn

Not me feeling sorry for the ghost every time he went back into the closet 🥺

Does anyone fucking work there?

Come on Eileen

You keep saying nutallergy but what does it mean

the trench foot was visceral

Early 2000- JLo romcoms will forever be a guilty pleasure

Some of the scenes were a bit drawn out, this movie feels like it could have had a shorter run time and would have accomplished the same. Regardless, it has everything you need in a horny vampire film.

“I need a new lawyer because you won’t admit you’re attracted to me”

holding space for defying gravity

Imagine injecting yourself with mountain dew

sarah paulson wielding a shotgun for 90 minutes