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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  This had absolutely zero business being this great

  Further commentary will not be provided

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  A Man Called Otto 2022

  ★★★ Watched 01 Dec 2023

  A little stale and forced at the beginning

  Cried like a little bitch at the end

  Thanks T. Hanks

Popular reviews

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  Army of the Dead 2021

  ½ Watched 30 Jan 2022

  It was one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen in my entire life. It had almost zero connection to the first movie, only one rehashed character from the first part who was just...there. None of the characters were relatable, none of them had any backstories, none of them had any motivation to do anything, and nothing made sense. It's not even stupid to the point where it's enjoyably stupid, it's just useless. AND IT'S 2 AND A HALF HOURS LONG.

  I'm only leaving this review because I'm pissed and you can't stop me.

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  Rebirth 2016

  ★½ Watched 16 Dec 2021

  An interesting concept and a very promising start, and a very, very weak and disappointing ending. Might be weakest I've seen in movies. Ultimately, not worth it.

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