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  Crossfire 1947

  ★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Wow this was very boring

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  Coyote Ugly 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Incredible piece of year 2000 trash watched 25 years too late

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  Paris, Texas 1984

  ½ Watched 07 Jul 2023 5

  Dumb, abuser apologism, and anti-woman... Just watch the final 10 minutes where the entire story is finally dropped on you through a monologue (!!) explaining the whole film, the goal of the preceeding 2.5 hours of nothingness being to obscure the (very softly portrayed!!) manipulative character enough to try make you feel sorry for a pedophile who violently abused a teenager, impregnates her, stalks her across the state when she abandons them, kidnaps his son from his loving new parents,…

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  The Wounded Man 1983

  ★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2022 4

  A discount Alex Turner meets a discount David Duchovny & decides he wants to be a gay sex worker too but he doesn't seem to know what the hell he's doing & I'm pretty sure no one in this movie has actually had sex before because all they do is grab each other's shirt collars & flail their heads around like they're possessed. Maybe it's a French thing

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