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  Witness for the Prosecution 1957

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Last 45 minutes is about as good of writing as you’ll ever see. Took a little bit to really get going, but once it did it was transcendent.

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  RoboCop 1987

  ★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Lot of reviews on here seem to be under the impression that if a movie is satire, then it doesn’t have to actually be good. Are the themes still relevant today and worth examining? Yeah, the themes seem particularly relevant to what’s going on in America in 2025. But a bad movie with good themes is still a bad movie and there’s really nothing in this movie beyond the themes that is…

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  Morbius 2022

  ★★½ Watched 28 May 2022 2

  Saw the whole movie as a compressed 30 second video on Twitter. It was not very good but not as bad as people said? The audio was just 30 seconds of The Kill and I couldn’t really tell what the plot was but if you watch it like it was intended to be watched like I did, it’s not the worst movie.

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  My Dinner with Andre 1981

  ★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2021

  This is what I imagine trying to talk to Kyrie Irving feels like

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